*Today’s a busy day. Our morning began with the town’s Ragamuffin Parade, where all the kids get together in their Halloween costumes and walk from the main drag up the hill to the elementary school, where they trick or treat in the gym, then there’s an old-fashioned bake sale. It’s 100% adorable. We’ve never been able to do it before, as it was much too far to walk with my original shitty hips, but with these brand new shiny titanium ones, I was first in line to sign Isobel up this year. Next, we were invited to our next door neighbor’s baby shower, and later tonight, we’re heading to a birthday party in another state. That’s a lot for one day- we usually don’t do this much in a week. We’re getting ready to head over to the baby shower when Isobel’s question makes me realize that not only has she never been to a baby shower; she has absolutely no idea what a baby shower is.*
“Mom. So, does she have the baby in the shower?”
“What?”
“You know, the baby shower.”
“Dude. I’m sorry, I should have explained this better. No, babe, a baby shower is where a woman who’s pregnant has a party, and people give her presents for her and her baby. We sort of shower her with gifts, but not in a shower. See?”
“So, no shower.”
“No, not a real shower, like in a bathroom, no. It’s a party for the mom and baby.”
“Okay. But she’s not having the baby?”
“No, not today at the party. She’ll have the baby when the baby is ready to come out.”
“Huh. Can I still wear my Halloween costume?”
“Of course.”