*We’ve been having some toilet issues in the house lately. It’s an older home, built in 1957, so the plumbing, while original copper, is still old and has taken quite a beating over the years. Isobel is afraid of flushing the toilet in the blue bathroom, because one time it backed up and overflowed. Right now, the toilet in the pink bathroom is taken apart, because it was leaking from the tank, so it’s in pieces on the floor ’til the plumber can come and fix it (and the ceiling in the basement, but that’s another project). Because the pink toilet is currently taken apart, the top is off the tank, and you can see the float and valve and stuff inside. She’s referring to the float, which looks just like a clown’s horn bulb! This kid notices EVERYTHING.
Today, I’m in the blue bathroom with Isobel, when a car horn beeps outside…*
“Mommy! What was that noise???”
“What? What do you think it was?”
“The toilet? No, it was a car horn, baby. Toilets don’t have horns.”
“Yes they do! I’ve seen it inside!”