*Getting out of the shower…*
“Mommy! The phone was ringing.”
“Okay. Did you answer it?”
“No.”
“It’s okay, they’ll leave a message.”
“Oh. Then it rang again.”
“Twice? It rang twice?”
“Yes.”
“Don’t worry about it.”
**I turn around, just gettin’ dry…**
“Mommy! Your boobs are old and floppy, and not fabulous!”
“What? Me? Not fabulous? No way!”
“Yes. I had to tell you.”
“You once told me my boobs were hilarious.”
“Not now.”
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